Oh HAI I'm that guy

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That one night when America sadly has to realize they are not the only country on Earth

thegraveandthee:

well most of america doesn’t know what eurovison is

but then again, most of the world doesn’t know what

freedom is

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colourlesscolours:

CHARACTER QUOTES
→ troy barnes, community

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heytinafey:

omg i just realized that you actually have to be good at something to succeed in life

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The season/half-season finales of Doctor Who fuck with my mind.
My brain just melted at the end of that episode
I’m feeling really apathetic recently… I don’t like it.
A Job Interview with Joe Walker
Interviewer: So, what have your previous roles been?
Joe Walker: Well, I played Dick in the musical Me and My Dick, I was Lord Voldemort, Professor Umbridge, a self-concious commander and, most recently, Batman.
Interviewer: A... a dick?
Joe Walker: Yes, a penis. I played a penis in a musical. I was a singing penis.
Interviewer:
Joe Walker:
Interviewer:
Joe Walker:
Interviewer:
Joe Walker: Also, Batman. Don't forget Batman.

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wunderbar2:

instead of learning from my mistakes i like to dwell on them until i have a panic attack.

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“Harry Potter isn’t real? Oh no! Wait, wait, what do you mean by real? Is this video blog real? Am I real if you can see me and hear me, but only through the internet? Are you real if I can read your comment but I don’t know who you are or what your name is or where you’re from or what you look like or how old you are? I know all of those things about Harry Potter. Maybe Harry Potter’s real and you’re not.”
— John Green (via worldnspins)

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That grandma took none of the shit.

Team Grandma

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